Do they ever end on time?
Here is a running list of my thoughts and observations as I watched the Oscars. If I tweeted more, these could have been live, but I don’t. So, here they are:
I heart NPH. He makes me laugh, even though a lot of people will probably hate this opening bit.
I totally nailed my best supporting actor prediction. J.K. Simmons. Although, I totally doubted myself as they played the clips from the movies and I thought Edward Norton was going to swipe in for the steal. Good thing I didn’t have time to change my prediction. Stuck the landing.
9:00ish DVR completely freaks the fuck out and locks up – has to be rebooted. Luckily it was during costume design/make up awards and I didn’t really miss anything, but it was very. Bad. Timing.
Nicole Kidman looks fake as hell.
Why do they make people sit on those weird little box seats on the side? It takes them forever to get to the stage.
Long speeches and wrap up music. Wrap. It. Up. People.
Everything is awesome was not awesome. It was terrible. I don’t get it. I’m not into the whole Lego thing, and that was definitely weirdo Mcweirdo at the Oscars.
There are a lot of screaming over the music and lengthy speeches tonight (and every year of Oscar history ever, I guess).
Jason Bateman looks better than ever. The documentary film maker that won the award he handed out with the pom pom dress did not, however. HA, then NPH made a joke about it. “It takes a lot of balls to wear a dress like that.” I guess I’m not the only one that took notice.
The Oscar nominated songs are not doing it for me this year. Tim McGraw is flat as hell. What a terrible last note! Too bad Glen Campbell couldn’t have sung it himself.
NPH got naked on stage, which was ballsy. Pun intended.
I just remembered that I didn’t post about my predictions for best director. I just added a comment to my blog post on facebook to give myself a timestamp in case any of my 10 readers doesn’t believe me. I think Linklater should win.
Jared Leto’s hair has gone into another league that is now starting to diminish his hotness instead of enhance it. Time to chop it off buddy.
Twitter is the best ever invention. If there’s any lull in the action, twitter always comes through.
I missed my prediction on Emma Stone for best supporting actress. I can feel that I’m going to be wrong. Now that I’m watching the clips, I think Arquette should win. Drum roll please……………Damn it. I knew I should have picked her. Too late. I’m 1 for 2.
I hate all the songs.
Fatigue is starting to set in. I’m old and sleepy. I know I don’t have to go to work tomorrow, but my eyelids are getting heavy.
Ok, I don’t hate all the songs. John Legend’s voice is amazing. His Selma song with Common is pretty good. That performance blew all the others out of the water. A much-deserved standing ovation.
It’s 11:30 and none of the major awards have been given out. This seems to be one of the longest running Oscars ever. They don’t seem even a little pressed for time.
Oprah’s dress is freaking awesome.
Best Director coming up. I predicted Linklater, but Anderson or Inarritu are strong contenders. And the Academy Award goes to…Alejandro Inarritu. As predicted, I’m stinking at my predictions. I guess that’s the only thing I can predict. Inarritu was amazing as a director. He directed such an insanely good film. I thought Linklater might win because of how conceptually different and innovative Boyhood was being filmed over such a long time.
Best actor coming up now. It’s such a tough category. I nailed it. Eddie Redmayne. He gave a great performance.
And now the best actress. Holy shit Matthew McConaughy: What. Is. Your. Beard? Hahahaha. I just read a tweet by comedian Esther Ku (@EstherKuKu) and she said “Is Matthew McConaughy wearing pube extensions on his beard?” My thoughts exactly. Julianna Moore wins. My stats are getting better and better, here.
Locked box joke is falling quite a bit flat. Sorry, Neil.
Oh Sean Penn. You look a little too intense for your own good right now.
Best Picture. Drum Roll Please………Birdman. I nailed it. And so did the Academy. It was one of my favorite films ever. Go watch it!